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15 Reasons You Should Date A Doomsday Prepper

After all, you might not have much of a choice. Watch Doomsday Preppers on Tuesdays at 9/8c on National Geographic Channel, and discover why being prepared is super sexy.

1. They make plans and stick to them.

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None of this “maybe Thursday” nonsense.

2. They’re well read.

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And we’re not talking tweets.

3. They’re always willing to drive — and fast.

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This prepper pumps nitrous oxide into his engine. Speed is sexy.

4. They know the most romantic getaways.

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Bed and breakfasts are SO over.

5. They probably speak multiple languages.

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Preppers often develop their own language to disguise communication. Accents are sexy.

6. They always know what you should get for dinner.

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No more, “You choose! No, you choose. No, really I don’t care. Wherever works!”

7. They work out all the time.

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Self-defense training is way sexier than the elliptical.

8. They always dress for the occasion.

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They won’t stick out whatsoever.

9. They know what they’re looking for in the dark.

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IF YOU KNOW WHAT WE MEAN.

10. They know the coolest underground clubs.

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No, but really. Check out these awesome prepper hangouts.

11. Their dogs are adorable and fierce.

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Preppers often train their pets to provide extra security. (Must love dogs.)

12. They keep things playful in even the darkest of times.

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“Aww, no one has ever made skull and crossbones for me before!”

13. They know how to maintain a spark.

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It takes a certain touch.

14. They always use protection.

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Better safe than… killed in the apocalypse.

15. And, if anything, they’re in it for the long haul.

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Commitment-phobes beware.

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